My Dark Romeo: The Unputdownable Billionaire Romance

   ROMEO COSTA   

  @OllievB, are you still interested in taking the banshee off my hands?  

   OLLIE VB   

  Why?  

   ROMEO COSTA   

  I’m putting her on the market.  

   ZACH SUN   

  Oh, no.  

  What could possibly have gone wrong?  

  [GIF of a person skydiving with an umbrella instead of a parachute]  

   OLLIE VB   

  IDK if I’m willing to commit to marrying her, but I am happy to give her a bed to sleep in until you cool off.  

   ROMEO COSTA   

  Would you extend this offer to me?  

  The penthouse is undergoing renovations, and there’s no way I’m returning to the manor before the wedding.  

   OLLIE VB   

  Sorry, but the offer is exclusive to people I’d like to give a cum facial.  

   ZACH SUN   

  The mental image is exquisite.  

  Thank you, @OllievB.  

   OLLIE VB   

  What happened?  

  Show us on the sex doll where she touched you.  

   ROMEO COSTA   

  @ZachSun?  

  You have five spare bedrooms.  

   ZACH SUN   

  Sorry, I’m expecting guests from Guangzhou.  

   ROMEO COSTA   

  Your family isn’t visiting until New Year.  

   ZACH SUN   

  Nice memory.  

  In that case, you can’t crash at mine simply because you’re unbearable.  

   OLLIE VB   

  I know a nice hotel chain if you’re looking for recommendations.  

   ROMEO COSTA   

  How charitable of you.  

   OLLIE VB   

  Are you going to tell us what happened?  

   ROMEO COSTA   

  If I do, I’ll ruin whipped cream for you for eternity.  

   ZACH SUN   

  I’m lactose intolerant.  

   OLLIE VB   

  And I’m red-lines intolerant, so nothing can put me off.  

   ROMEO COSTA   

  All right. Here goes.