Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Is Gin-chan dead? Is he really dead?" Kagura squatted on the ground and hugged her legs.

Well, I once tried to summon an evil spirit so Hijikata-san would die." Sogo stretched out a finger and said, "Maybe it's leftover from back then..."

"How black is your soul?!" Shinpachi shouted.

"So the culprit is you!" Kagura said as she pounced on Sogo, "I want to avenge Gin-chan!"

"I say, it's already narrow enough here! You two stop! Why did the two of you..." Shinpachi looked at Kagura and Sogo who were fighting at the side and shouted. Then he looked at Kawaki who was still chanting the rebirth mantra, "Kawaki-san, you should also talk to the two of them."

"Hey, quiet down a bit." Kawaki couldn't help but advise, "Those two should be done for. Now, it's better to recite the mantra for the two of them. With a pious heart, this is the only thing we can do. At least, let Gintoki have straight hair in his next life."

"Then let Hijikata-san say goodbye to his V-shaped bangs in his next life." Sogo took over.

"Then let Gin-chan say goodbye to dead fish eyes-aru!" Kagura said.

"Hijikata-san says goodbye to mayonnaise!" Sogo continued.

"Gin-chan says goodbye to Jump and sweet food!" Kagura said.

"Alright, alright, this isn't something that can be done just by saying. You have to pray with a sincere heart. Come, recite the rebirth mantra together with me." After Kawaki finished speaking, Sogo and Kagura really started chanting together with Kawaki.

"Hey! That's enough the three of you!" Shinpachi was furious, "Those two might not necessarily be dead!"

However, just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi glanced at the crack in the door. This time, he saw the face of the woman in red kimono sticking tightly to the crack in the door, and her eyes looking at the four people in the room…

In an instant, Shinpachi screamed and tears came out. The three people beside him were also frightened.

"Shinpachi, what are you shouting for! Now I have forgotten that prayer section-aru." Kagura frowned and complained.

"Right, Right, Right." Kawaki and Sogo crossed their arms and nodded at the same time.

"There... there..." Shinpachi looked at the three of them and pointed at the door. "That... woman in red..."

"Eh? There's nothing there. Are you scared silly?" Kawaki glanced at the crack in the door, but he saw nothing.

"Eh?" Shinpachi voiced his doubts and looked in the direction of the door again. Just as Kawaki had said, there was nothing there.

However, when he turned around, Shinpachi saw the burning mosquito incense beside him and made a bold assumption.

"That... that might be... that might not be a spirit..." Shinpachi said as he adjusted his glasses.

Looking at the questioning gazes of the three people, Shinpachi continued, "It's just a hypothesis. In short, we have to go and see the Shinsengumi member who was knocked down to know."

"Then go." As Kawaki spoke, he opened the door with Sogo and kicked Shinpachi out at the same time.

"Hey! It's just a hypothesis! Hey!" Shinpachi knocked on the door and shouted, "Don't you want to figure it out?"

However, Kawaki and the other two did not care about Shinpachi's screams at all.

However, at this moment, Shinpachi felt a chill behind him. Shinpachi swallowed his saliva and slowly turned his head mechanically…

Just as he was about to scream, the door opened…

Kawaki and Sogo kicked the woman in red behind Shinpachi and sent her flying.

"Are you alright, Shinpachi?" Kawaki asked.

"I'm... I'm fine." Shinpachi asked, still in a daze, "Why... why?"

"Hmph, without bait, how could it be possible to lure her out."

At the same time, Kawaki and Sogo looked at each other, "Moreover, I thought of a new [Chapter 2 of the Scary Night]!"

"I was clearly so scared just now..." Shinpachi muttered softly.

"You don't need to be afraid of things with physical bodies!"

Kawaki said as he looked at the woman in red who had been kicked away by him and walked over. At the same time, Sogo took out a piece of rope.

"You two, are you still thinking about that boring thing?!" Shinpachi was completely convinced.

"How could it be something boring?" Kawaki replied, "No matter how I think about it, I feel extremely excited. Isn't that right, Sogo-kun?"

"Boss is really a knowledgeable person," Sogo said as he skillfully tied up the woman in red, "The real scary night is coming!"

"Hey, what the hell are you?" Kawaki asked.

The woman in red who was still confused just now finally reacted when she heard this, but it was useless. Sogo's binding was really too solid.

"That..." Looking at Kawaki and Sogo who were rubbing their hands together, the woman in red had no choice but to confess. She told them everything that had happened, "I am really sorry! I am an Amanto, a little like the mosquito you earthlings said. Recently, I accidentally got pregnant with the child of my boss. In order to give birth to the child, I need to replenish my energy."

"That person has his own family and asked me to raise this child myself. Just as I was seeking blood all the way and feeling helpless, I found this perfect place full of hot-blooded men. I am really sorry! But I really want to become stronger! In order to raise this child, I want to become stronger!"

"Wu... It's too touching!" Kawaki said as he wiped his tears.

"Although I am a little touched, now is not the time!" Shinpachi complained.

"Well, is all the blood of one man enough?" Sogo said, "The blood of the man with the V-shaped bangs. If you want, I can give you all of it~"

"Hey!" Shinpachi was anxious.

"Shinpachi, isn't the mother who works hard for her children worthy of help?" Kawaki retorted.

"In that case..." Shinpachi hesitated, but still asked the female Amanto, "Is there any problem with the Shinsengumi member who has been sucked by you?"

"Well, they will wake up tomorrow. There won't be any problems," The female Amanto promised.

"Listen. We can help you, but you have to help us..." An inexplicable flame ignited on Kawaki's body again, "Mutual benefit~ No matter how you think about it, you won't lose out."

"All of it, that man's blood can be given to you. It's enough to give birth to a football team, right?" Sogo said.

"Isn't it too dangerous for these two men to be together..." Shinpachi complained in a low voice and looked at Kagura.

"I'm so touched!"

"Are you still there" Shinpachi spat.

…

Gintoki and Toshiro, who were hiding in the grass, were getting impatient.

"Hey, where did she go?" Gintoki asked in a low voice.

"I don't know. Maybe she went to look for someone else?" Toshiro said casually. At the same time, he took out a cigarette and lit it for himself.

"Actually, when I was chased just now. I had been killing her with my eyes. It seems that it worked." Gintoki said.

"Nonsense, I've been pinching her when I was being chased," Toshiro retorted, "With my eyes."

"You're the one talking nonsense!" Gintoki was immediately become unhappy, "With just your dead fish eyes!"

"It's the same for you!"

But suddenly, the grass next to them moved. In an instant, the two of them jumped into a small pond.

After a few seconds, the two of them poked their heads out and found that it was a little frog.

"After the cold water bath, I feel comfortable all over~," Gintoki said with a refreshing look on his face, "Can I fight back~"

"Don't try to be brave. Your voice is shaking." Toshiro said, "I'll take care of that guy. Just stay at home and fetch water obediently."

The two of them instantly started fighting again and came to the shore. Just as the argument between the two became louder and louder, they suddenly heard the buzzing sound of mosquitoes coming from behind them.

"So noisy!" The two of them shouted at the same time and looked behind them.

However, they saw the woman in red flying toward them.

The two of them did not have time to be shocked and instantly dodged to the side.

"Hey... I'm... I'm not seeing things, am I?" Toshiro was the first to speak, "She... she's flying!"

"I... I... I say you shouldn't be afraid, right" Gintoki replied.

"You... What nonsense are you saying!" Toshiro retorted decisively, "Do you think... think that I am the same as you... you!"

However, before the two of them could react, the woman in red rushed over again and kept shouting similar words, [Egg], [Hatched Chicken Egg], and so on.

"Hey! She is still shouting eggs!" Gintoki said, "It's all your fault!"

"Are you kidding me?" Toshiro said. At the same time, he looked at the woman in red who came at him again, "The one who picked the wrong egg was you! Why did you force your fault on others?"

Although he said this, Toshiro still dodged again.

"Then, you hold her down. I'll use that move!" Gintoki said as he got up and walked back.

"Hey!" Toshiro instantly grabbed Gintoki, "What move is that?! Boy, do you want to skip class? You want to get away, right! You bastard!"

"No, no, I want to use that," Gintoki said forcefully, "Use a bazooka to blast her down!"

"Stop lying! How can there be a bazooka in this kind of place!" Toshiro shouted.

"Everyone has a bazooka in the depths of their hearts!" Gintoki retorted.

"I won't let you escape alone!" Toshiro said and was about to throw a back-fall for Gintoki.

However, at this time, the woman in red shouted again and rushed over from behind the two people. Sometimes, it was so coincidental that Gintoki, who was thrown by Toshiro, collided with the woman in red who was flying over…

"running from an enemy goes against bushido principles." Toshiro stood up and said. He did not notice that the woman in red had been KO-ed and pressed to the ground by Gintoki, "It seems that your Bushido spirit still needs to be trained from the start."

"What a joke!" Gintoki said as he stood up. At the same time, he lifted the woman in red up and threw her at Toshiro.

Looking at Toshiro who had been smashed down, Gintoki muttered disdainfully. If you want to discuss Bushido with me, wait another hundred years!

After saying that, Gintoki glanced at the woman in red who had already fainted on the ground, and finally realized that something was wrong.

…

Kawaki and the others, who were watching from the side, were speechless.

"It's really useless~" Kawaki shook his head and said.

"Right-aru" Kagura echoed.

"Next time, we should come personally," Sogo said.

"That's enough!" Shinpachi shouted."This time, our plan will definitely be exposed! What should we do"

"There's no other way. I'll be leaving first." Kawaki said and was about to slip away.

"Hey, at least bring us along if you want to slip away!" Shinpachi dragged Kagura along as he spoke.

"Then, bring me along too." Sogo also followed.

… contemporary romance

At the entrance of Yoshiwara, Kawaki handed the portrait of Gintoki and Toshiro to the security guard, "Master, these two people must not be let in..."

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