Chapter 28~ Are you fucking crazy? I’m pregnant
It’s been six months since the castle learned the heirs were expected. Lynette looks like she swallowed a blimp. She’s cranky. Her cravings were through the roof. And everyone knows.. if the Queen ain’t happy.. ain’t nobody happy. Colette has had her on bedrest the last two weeks because the babies were heavy and she could no longer navigate the stairs. Her solution had been to levitate… everywhere. Resulting in her scaring the living daylights out of nearly every member of her family.. at least ten times each. Colette warned her not to get used to it.. because her body would get so used to it, she might find herself levitating at inopportune times. She discovered the truth to that when she woke up on a chaise lounge in the gazebo one morning.
Colette has moved her to a room downstairs temporarily now.. and a makeshift bed was placed in the study, so she can still feel a part of things. They were playing video games in the study a couple weeks later and she had just killed Liam for the eighteenth time when she grabbed her stomach and said “I think it’s time” causing Liam to panic and run from the room.. and back inside.. then back out and down the hall.. up the stairs and back down again screaming “CODE RED” at the top of his lungs until Damien punched him in the nose.
Getting Lynette to the infirmary.. everyone lined up, like an assembly line… each waiting to catch a pup to bring it to Lydia to clean, dress and bundle. Colette called.. does everyone know their job? She watched the nods.. she looked at Lynette and said.. this is going to be a cluster fuck! Lydia had the warmers going on the incutables.. they don’t know the genders. Damien wanted to be surprised. Like five pups aren’t surprise enough.. but okay!
Four hours.. a lot of swearing.. threatening.. crying and promising.. Colette tells her she can push.. Baby A was delivered ten minutes later.. lively, loud little boy.. within minutes, baby B made his appearance.. followed by Baby C.. the first girl.. baby D being a boy. All loud.. all healthy.. and finally out pops baby E.. she was smaller.. and it took several minutes for her to get wound up, but everyone decided she was the loudest.
They were weighed and measured .. bathed and dressed, before they were all brought over to Damien and Lynette. She whispered “ They are so beautiful.. how are the boys twice the size of their sisters! Good Goddess!!! No wonder I couldn’t walk!” Damien laughs. “Wait until everyone hears their names! Who do you think will catch on first?” It was my turn to laugh… and told him either my mom or his dad.
When the arrived back to help us feed the litter.. we told them the names and what they weighed and lengths. “Baby 1.. at 8 lbs 22 inches Aiden.. Baby 2 at 7 lbs 15 oz and 19 inches.. Benjamin Baby 3 at 6 lbs and 17 inches Cassandra.. Baby 4 at 7lbs 15 oz Daniel and baby 5 at 5 lbs 11 oz and 16 inches Emerson.”
Liam hollers “Emerson is mine! She’s my lil button and her Uncle Liam is going to spoil her silly!” Damien says “Shocking!” Dianne said “I will spoil them all! Just hand me one for now.. and tell me which name!”
This is family. This is what it means! Lynette smiled at them all and realized this is why she was born! Paul jumped up and pointed at Damien and Lynette.. “You smartasses! The babies! In order of birth! Aiden Benjamin Cassandra Daniel Emerson! Babies ABCDE!!! Sheer genius! I love it!!!” We all started laughing. Damien pulled me into his arms and whispered “You were right! I love you so much!” She held him closer and whispered “I love you right back! But…. if.. and it’s a very big IF.. we ever get pregnant again and it’s multiples… I will seriously chop off your dick!”
Time jump~
Emerson Amber Richardson! Stop levitating your brother! Benjamin David! Turn your sister back right now!! Although she does make a cute bunny! Aiden… the bubbles are very pretty baby.. but they will make your cake taste funny! Dianne walks in.. waddles in with Andrew on her hip. Laughing “Who would have thought they would come into their magic right before their second birthday!
Colette comes in and pulls Benjamin from the air..settling him on his butt.. telling Emerson to stop being naughty. Cassandra hops over and poops on her grandmother’s shoe.. turning to Benji.. if I don’t see your sister’s beautiful face in two seconds.. I am eating your cake! And poof.. Cassie’s back! She walks over to Lynette and asks “Have you told him yet?” She shook her head.. as Damien walks through the door. He walks over with Liam and takes Lynette in his arms…kissing her “I love you!” She smiles at him radiantly and says “I love you, my handsome man! Remember when we discussed another pregnancy? (he nods) Remember what I told you (again he nods and she hands him an ultrasound picture) Yeah.. we’re having triplets” He looks at the picture.. His eyes get huge “I… You.. What?… Wait, I…” and he runs out the back door as fast as he can. Blaze asked “What the fuck?” Lynette looks out the back door.. watching him run “I told him.. when the quints were born.. if we ever got pregnant again, it had better not be multiples.. or I’d cut his dick off” everyone started roaring in laughter. Dad Paul asked “Are you going after him?” And Lynette looked at him.. shocked “Are you fucking crazy? I’m pregnant” and Blaze and Liam both hit the floor dying in laughter!